Statement
Bigfoot Turns Down Both Parties’ Endorsements, Says He’s Busy
Both major parties reached out to Bigfoot this week. He didn’t call either of them back. The campaign says he’s busy.
Press room
Campaign News
Press releases, statements, and the occasional sighting from the campaign trail. You can also follow along in a feed reader.
Statement
The Campaign Released Its Official Portrait. It’s Mostly Leaves.
Bigfoot 2028 released its official campaign portrait. It shows a tree, part of a hand, and maybe a thumb. You can try to take a better one.
Campaign Trail Sighting
Campaign Trail Sighting: Bigfoot Stops at a Diner, Leaves Before the Photo Op
Bigfoot made a late-night campaign stop at a roadside diner. He left a tip in pinecones and was gone before anyone got a picture.
Press Release
Bigfoot Announces He’s Running for President. Nobody Was There to See It.
Bigfoot for President is official. He kicked off his 2028 campaign in a clearing in the woods, then left before anyone could confirm he’d been there.